Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why are cars magic?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Shoutout to my grandma!

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?