Why do kittens know so much about church?
They all go through cat-echism.
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why are cars magic?
What do you call a silly hill?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
How do you get straight A's?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
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