Why do kittens know so much about church?
They all go through cat-echism.
What event do spiders love to attend?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
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