Why do kittens know so much about church?
They all go through cat-echism.
What's a dog's favorite city?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
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