Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Where do mice leave their boats?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What is blue and not heavy?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?