What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

How do snowmen get information?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why do orcas love to gossip?