What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?