What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What animal knows kung fu?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?