Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?