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Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What do you call octopus twins?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?