Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What is blue and not heavy?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

When do flowers get their workout in?