What animal has 20/20 vision?

What do you give an angry rhino?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why are trees always so positive?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?