What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?