What color are all the books in the library?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?