What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What's a frog's favorite year?