What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What animal knows kung fu?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?