What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Why are frogs always happy?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?