What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What sweet treat never panics?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?