What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

When do flowers get their workout in?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?