Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Why did the frog starve?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What do nosey peppers do?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Which farm animals are famous painters?