Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?