What is a cat's favorite math problem?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What car can't keep a secret?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

Why was the broom late for school?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What do farmers do on February 14th?