Why do elephants have trunks?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What do you call a handsome runner?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?