What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

How does a taco bless the table?

What are rental cars called in Spain?