Why did the duck cross the road?

Where do birds go to drink?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why is winter considered holy?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?