What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Who invented fractions?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?