Where do you take sick ponies?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?