Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

What's the friendliest pen?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What do cows say on NYE?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?