What part of a fish weighs the most?
Its scales.
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
If you need help building an ark..
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
How do hurricanes see?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What did the airline worker name her child?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why can't Cinderella⢠play soccer?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
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