What part of a fish weighs the most?
Its scales.
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
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Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
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What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
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