What part of a fish weighs the most?
Its scales.
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
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