What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What bird is always sad?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What do fish do at parades?