What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Denial River.
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
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