How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Why are cars magic?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Why don't ants get sick?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What's the friendliest national park?