What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

How was the wedding?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What fish only swims at night?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?