What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Denial River.
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
We had a discussion about roses.
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
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