What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Denial River.
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What did the woman say when Barbie⢠picked up her kids from school?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Which of the Lost Boys⢠is the best cook?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
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