What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What's a cat's favorite song?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What did the shower say to the toilet?