What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What do horses say to greet each other?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What do you call an Irish spider?

Why was the fish so smart?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?