Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What do you call an old snowman?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What do you call a silly hill?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

Which bug is related to you?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?