What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Why is the beach so confident?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What type of birds stay together forever?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?