What is a king's favorite weather?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What do fairies always drink?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Can February March?