What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Where do stars go to college?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
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