What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why do cows wear bells?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?