What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Why is sand so optimistic?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

What vegetables make the best music?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?