What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?