Why did the cat go to medical school?
To become a first aid kit.
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
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