Why did the cat go to medical school?
To become a first aid kit.
What bird is always sad?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do you call a pile of cats?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
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