Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Why did the whale cross the road?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

How do billboards talk?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Shoutout to my grandma!

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?