Why did the fish blush?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Where do termites go camping?

What should you wear to a tea party?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Why do cubes make great referees?

Why was the picture sent to jail?