What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Why was the bunny upset?