What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?