Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Where do they produce Christian films?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?