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What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Which singer could always break a five?

What game do mice love to play?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?