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Why are baseball games at night?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?