Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?