What do sprinters eat before a race?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?