What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Quit stalking me.
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
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