What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Which fly makes films?

Where is the coldest place to work?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?