What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What tea do footballers drink?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What's the slowest 5k?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Which cats have the best manners?