What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Quit stalking me.
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!