What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Quit stalking me.
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What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
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