What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Quit stalking me.
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why do some people love eating snails?
It's allergy season again?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
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