What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Quit stalking me.
Which hot drink loves golf?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Where do books sleep?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
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