What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What do you give a sick pig?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What math figure is also in the band?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?