Why do basketball players like cookies?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What vehicle works the hardest?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?