What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Why do mice need oiling?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?