What sport are eggs the best at?

What sport can waiters play really well?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What's a goose's favorite book?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?