How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?