What is a sheep's favorite game?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What do you call a greedy elf?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

How does one gelatin greet another?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?