What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Which animals make the best football players?

What sports are both plant-based?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What do minions always put in their salads?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

Why can you never find the number nine?