Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

Why don't ostriches fly ?