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Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What siblings are always sad?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What says: oom oom oom?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

What did autumn say to summer?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?