What tea do footballers drink?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

How do billboards talk?

What's E.T. short for?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?