Why are baseball players so good at math?
They love ballpark figures.
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why do cows wear bells?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why did Mickey Mouse⢠become an astronaut?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What happened when Aladdinā¢ļø missed his flight?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!