What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What do minions always put in their salads?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Why did the airplane get grounded?