What's E.T. short for?
Because he has tiny legs.
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!