What did the baby laptop call her father?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Where do hamsters come from?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why did the cat start laughing?

Why did the elk have great hair?