What's E.T. short for?
Because he has tiny legs.
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Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What's the friendliest pen?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
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