What's the friendliest pen?
A hi-lighter!
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Which dogs love to study science?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
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