What's the friendliest pen?
A hi-lighter!
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
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