What's the friendliest pen?
A hi-lighter!
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do fairies always drink?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
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