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What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

What country has the most fish?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?