What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Dam.
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
How does dinner smell?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
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