What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Dam.
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Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What is the coolest country?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What fairy loves to count?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
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