What do ghosts turn on in summer?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Where do termites go camping?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

How can you make 7 even?