Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

How do you make antifreeze?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?