What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why do librarians never make plans?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Why is a computer so smart?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Why was the storm actually calm?

How do frogs get to work?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?