Why do trees hate going to school?
Because they're easily stumped.
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
How do you get straight A's?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Which state has the best streets?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
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