Why are books always so angry?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Which insect makes the best father?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?