Why do trees hate going to school?
Because they're easily stumped.
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What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
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