What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What car can't keep a secret?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What game do bats excel at?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?