Why are cars magic?
Because they can turn into driveways!
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What utensil does water use to eat?
If you need help building an ark..
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
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