What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?