Why are cars magic?
Because they can turn into driveways!
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do you call two birds in love?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
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