What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What did the waiter ask the frog?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?