If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What was the first animal in space?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Where do you take sick ponies?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?