What should you wear to a tea party?
A t-shirt.
How do fireflies start a race?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
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