What should you wear to a tea party?
A t-shirt.
What do you find at the end of everything?
Where do hamsters come from?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What did Snow Whiteā¢ļø call her chicken?
What song does Tarzan⢠sing at Christmas?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
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