Why did the map not want to be weighed?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What part of a football field is never the same?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?