How do you make a walnut laugh?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What did the confused bee say?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?