Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why are grandkids so great?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What do you call the successful dog detective?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?