What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
You will be mist.
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What do you call octopus twins?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why was the mime upset?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
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