Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why was the bee sad?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?