Why was the mime upset?
Someone called her a clown.
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why is money so stubborn?
What did the painter say to the wall?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
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