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What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What did the calf play in the school band?

How can you make 7 even?

What table can you never sit at?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?