Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?