What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

How do you spot a modern spider?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?