What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What do you call a small mom?

What season begins with a thud?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

How do you make a bandstand?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?