Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why did the foal cough?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What did one firefly say to the other?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?