What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Zebra® Cakes.
Which animal should never work for the government?
How does a penguin build its house?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
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