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What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

Why did the frog starve?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Why are the mountains so tired?