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Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What is a king's favorite weather?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Why are cars magic?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?