When do flowers get their workout in?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

I used to be addicted to not showering.