What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
June, July, and August.
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why is summer always sad?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!