What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
June, July, and August.
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What did the woman say when Barbie⢠picked up her kids from school?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What type of car do planets buy?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why was the fish so smart?
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