Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?