What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What did summer say to spring?

It's allergy season again?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What did the airline worker name her child?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

How does NASA organize a company party?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

How do you make a bear really angry?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

What's a tuna's favorite game?