What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

Where do cows go on vacation?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What is a table you can eat?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Why did electricity win the race?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?