Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
In a ham-mock.
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
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