What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What's E.T. short for?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?