Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What does winter fat turn into?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Do you have the best ceiling?

Did you know that felines don't bite?