Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Where do colds go on vacation?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What color are all the books in the library?