Why are cats good at playing video games?
They have nine lives.
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Where do mice leave their boats?
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