What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What is a king's favorite weather?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

What do you call a peanut in space?