What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?