When is a baseball player like a thief?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?