What did the icy road say to the truck?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Which state has the best streets?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

What's the most masculine animal?