It's allergy season again?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Why is sand so optimistic?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

What do you call a Zen egg?