What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

How do dog catchers get paid?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?