What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?